it's 1937, and you're suffering from those "dull, logy,
headache-y feelings", you know, those "under par
feelings usually caused by accumulated wastes"
(i.e., you're constipated)

what to do?

no need to worry, now that there is Sal Hepatica,
Bristol-Myers' first nationally recognized product

for more on this wonder, take a listen to the
important message below, which aired on March
of 1937