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Posted by Sebastian on 8/13/2011 2:55:25 AM
Posted by Ashley on 8/13/2011 1:16:53 PM
Uncle B thinks he's ginsberg
Posted by Doctor B on 8/14/2011 12:19:45 AM
If you ever start failing to take things seriously enough, remember that we monkeys were once small rodent-like things and, contrary to what television would have you believe, are VERY unlikely to ever have another planet to fuck up so we'd damn well better take care of this one. Balance motherfuckers. The Zen of My Ass.
Posted by Matt on 8/14/2011 6:44:18 AM
Apes, not monkeys. Just sayin'
Posted by A.Pedant on 8/14/2011 3:58:24 PM
@A.Pedant it's a Fight Club reference. Tyler Durden refers to his followers as "the scum of the universe"and he always calls them flying space monkeys, never apes. Make sure you know what you're talking about before being a smart ass, just sayin'.
Posted by Sam on 8/14/2011 5:20:58 PM
The planet itself is fine, the people are fucked.
Posted by B100b100d on 8/14/2011 5:47:29 PM
It's Apes, not monkeys. Just sayin'.
Posted by Dr Zeus on 8/15/2011 6:46:24 AM
"Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good... From now on, all those with shaved heads: "Space Monkeys" (Durden, Fight Club, 1999).
Posted by Sam on 8/15/2011 11:14:33 AM
What a cute phrase! The comments, though, are really stupid.
Posted by darlyn on 8/15/2011 5:03:45 PM
uncle B is intense. What are your sources?
Posted by Hailey on 8/16/2011 11:44:57 AM
Thank you Dr Zeus. We are apes, not monkeys.
Posted by Vance on 8/16/2011 12:06:12 PM
if life was to be taken seriously religion/'s would be fact, the pope would be a world power, hell would be real and laughter would be non-existent
Posted by vantrok on 8/16/2011 3:29:14 PM
Superb - a good 'Stumble'. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by Martin Lewis on 8/17/2011 4:51:40 PM
Hey vantrok, thats some deep stuff good find, or 'stumble' I should say.
Posted by Ronan on 8/17/2011 8:35:05 PM
Hilarious that some people are taking this sentence already too serious. As Martin says, thanks for sharing, of course we have a responsibility but a good laugh can make it bearable!
Posted by Vero on 8/19/2011 8:27:29 AM
I love that this is in the 28 Days Later font.
Posted by SB on 8/19/2011 4:51:31 PM
".....overlooked this tenant of American beliefs,....." "Tenant," really? "Uncle B", don't quit your day job, and don't blog, either.
Posted by Kellyjdrummer on 8/21/2011 7:42:49 AM
Uncle B: let the Chinese take over. It's OK, and when you stress out like this again, just know that your still going to die.
Posted by John on 9/7/2011 2:15:33 PM
Nice to put us people into perspective. Some would say we are a blight on earth with snaps to The Matrix.
Posted by Steve on 9/16/2011 1:11:18 PM
First, it's a fucking quote. U dont correct direct quotes. Second, humans aren't fucking up the earth, i bet u believe in global warming, huh? Gee we better all recycle because the population of the US is so big compared to the rest of the world. we can definitely make a huge difference by melting plastic and reusing it. It'll fix the ozone layer and remove smog from cities
Posted by Trenton on 9/20/2011 8:51:19 PM
these comments prove the point of the quote. stop taking shit so seriously.
Posted by joe on 9/28/2011 11:44:19 AM
You life is meaningless.
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Posted by Lameduck on 10/19/2011 2:58:01 PM
Hello! This is funny, I wanted to share it on my facebook. Alas you have not given me any way to do so :( Add social media sharing to get more views.
Posted by Rachel on 10/25/2011 6:45:53 AM
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