I love you for this.

Perfect.

Uncle B thinks he's ginsberg

If you ever start failing to take things seriously enough, remember that we monkeys were once small rodent-like things and, contrary to what television would have you believe, are VERY unlikely to ever have another planet to fuck up so we'd damn well better take care of this one. Balance motherfuckers. The Zen of My Ass.

Apes, not monkeys. Just sayin'

@A.Pedant it's a Fight Club reference. Tyler Durden refers to his followers as "the scum of the universe"and he always calls them flying space monkeys, never apes. Make sure you know what you're talking about before being a smart ass, just sayin'.

The planet itself is fine, the people are fucked.

It's Apes, not monkeys. Just sayin'.

"Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good... From now on, all those with shaved heads: "Space Monkeys" (Durden, Fight Club, 1999).

What a cute phrase! The comments, though, are really stupid.

uncle B is intense. What are your sources?

Thank you Dr Zeus. We are apes, not monkeys.

if life was to be taken seriously religion/'s would be fact, the pope would be a world power, hell would be real and laughter would be non-existent

Superb - a good 'Stumble'. Thanks for sharing.

Hey vantrok, thats some deep stuff good find, or 'stumble' I should say.

Hilarious that some people are taking this sentence already too serious. As Martin says, thanks for sharing, of course we have a responsibility but a good laugh can make it bearable!

I love that this is in the 28 Days Later font.

".....overlooked this tenant of American beliefs,....." "Tenant," really? "Uncle B", don't quit your day job, and don't blog, either.

Uncle B: let the Chinese take over. It's OK, and when you stress out like this again, just know that your still going to die.

Nice to put us people into perspective. Some would say we are a blight on earth with snaps to The Matrix.

First, it's a fucking quote. U dont correct direct quotes. Second, humans aren't fucking up the earth, i bet u believe in global warming, huh? Gee we better all recycle because the population of the US is so big compared to the rest of the world. we can definitely make a huge difference by melting plastic and reusing it. It'll fix the ozone layer and remove smog from cities

these comments prove the point of the quote. stop taking shit so seriously.

You life is meaningless.

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