“Outside My Window”, by S. Freud
Monday, March 17th, 2008wouldn’t it have been great if Sigmund Freud, the
father of psychoanalysis, had left us his observations
about the quirky little things we do?
not those crazy, pathological thoughts and actions
that would cause us distress and lead us to seek
professional help
no, only our dumb and annoying habits, things that
cause others to shake their heads
maybe he had recorded such observations, perhaps
in a yet to be discovered book; a book with a title like
Outside My Window, Observations of Semi-Patholog-
ical Propensities
and wouldn’t it be great if this work were illustrated
with entries like the one below?

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(adapted from a line by Brendan Francis)

